Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from piglii
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toomuchshyness:

One day.
toomuchshyness:

One day.
toomuchshyness:

One day.

toomuchshyness:

One day.

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from roboboners
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john drinkin' red koolaid accidentally in front of karkat

roachpatrol:

phrux:

sstangarang:

accurate karkat characterization gives me life

you goddamn fruit cup

poetry

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from jakeenglish
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blakkensoul:

Finally can access Tumblr. As an apology for being absent, a young TZ for everyone ; w ;
I worked on this for 8 hours, hehe. actually I’m doing a color practice ; w ;. Too lazy at the end tho…

blakkensoul:

Finally can access Tumblr. As an apology for being absent, a young TZ for everyone ; w ;

I worked on this for 8 hours, hehe. actually I’m doing a color practice ; w ;. Too lazy at the end tho…

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from roboboners
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Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from rabbit-runner
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(Source: msjayjustice)

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from prettywordsalone
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slayboybunny:

if u wanna hear the most Florida thing ever just know that in 3rd grade i placed third in the Tropicana Orange Juice speech contest by writing about how we need to Love and Respect alligators 

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from midori-hatena
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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from midori-hatena
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Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from freaking-heteros
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queensoybean:

babyhucks:

America: Where dudes can get unlimited boner pills that have no other medical use but women can’t get birth control pills that prevent cancers, regulate periods, help with menstrual cramping, prevent break outs, and help with cysts. 

I think it’s time for a woman’s uprising.

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from remigen
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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

image

correct

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from id-like-to-buy-a-homestuck
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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from rectumsmasher
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thenowhereprince:

A lovely picture of my burlesque Porrim at hoshicon! Photographer: octoplanet

thenowhereprince:

A lovely picture of my burlesque Porrim at hoshicon!
Photographer: octoplanet

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from lowbutt
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traceexcalibur:

wecansexy:

sometimes i remember 

image

and i cant stop laughing to myself

my favourite line comes right after that

image

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from koishi-ampora
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autumn-dreaming:

fuckyeahallhallowseve:

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. ALREADY THE HALLOWEEN TAG IS FILLING UP WITH BORING AND INSULTING SLUT SHAMING STUFF. CELEBRATE ANY WAY YOU WANT TO.

I’m not even a Halloween blog but it needs to be said!!

autumn-dreaming:

fuckyeahallhallowseve:

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. ALREADY THE HALLOWEEN TAG IS FILLING UP WITH BORING AND INSULTING SLUT SHAMING STUFF. CELEBRATE ANY WAY YOU WANT TO.

I’m not even a Halloween blog but it needs to be said!!

Reblogged on 22 Jul 2014 from joanegbert
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Track: What's My Age Again?
Album: Enema Of The State
Artist: Blink 182

mookie000:

test-tube-baby:

kushkarnie:

w1tch:

image

….

Omfg

… Holy crap I never realized that they sounded so similar. And I lived on that song when I was 10, lmao.

OMG